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28th November 2011

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Advanced settings

I was gonna be all awesome and use the advanced settings to customize tumblr.

I was also going to copy down all the notes for Cardio today in class. That didn’t happen (pst, I’m in class…)

Anyway, back to advanced settings. They weren’t very advanced. I mean, I still didn’t want to click anything in case my computer blew up or something. Unless it was at the other end of this long distance learning… then I’d click something. Cause blowing things up over there is a good thing.

Just kidding, in case I used any keys words in that and NSA or the FBI are reading this. I’m just a pharmacy kid; that’s not my area of smart. Oh… and NSA, if you are reading, for Christmas I’d really like Casey from Chuck. Or a Casey look-a-like. Or heck, I’d even be happy with just Adam Baldwin.

You know, without a shirt. I’ll give him back, I promise. Sort of. I crossed my fingers.

Moving on… I hate advanced settings. The word “advanced” makes me just move on. “Beginner” is a good word, “advanced” means I’m gonna mess something up. Unless it’s Call of Duty with my brother, then it doesn’t matter what setting I’m on. There could be an “epic fail” setting and I would still play like crap. Like, what’s with the aiming business?? I’ve seen movies! The people in the movies don’t aim, they just fire guns and run around and the bullets hit people. Why don’t I get magic bullets?? (I played Call of Duty this Thanksgiving, the new one. Andre said it was easier or maybe just better. It was the same. I died a lot.)

So, to summarize… I don’t like advanced settings. They’re mean. And promote inequality. Those that can use the advanced settings think they’re smarter than those who can’t. This is social stratification and totally not America.

I’m an American. I refuse to “advance settings” anything. Terrorists! (Sorry NSA, I used another keyword didn’t I? Remember… Casey.)

:D

11th November 2011

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